I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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