Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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