We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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