I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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