you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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