So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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