I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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