why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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