we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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