My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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