you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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