My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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