Quick, to the slutcave!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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