I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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