She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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