hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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