i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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