That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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