weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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