this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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