I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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