Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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