How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He shit in the fireplace
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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