i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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