is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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