I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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