I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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