I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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