: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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