So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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