Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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