The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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