He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
