your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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