worst night to have a conscience
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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