Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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