Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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