yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
