that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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