there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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