he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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