the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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