your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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