i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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