I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
you never un-have a 4some
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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