Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
