I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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