Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
