Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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