At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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