You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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