Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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