try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
