So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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